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I’m glad I have been able to tickle you in this deeply personal way.
Thanks to people like you and your commitment to satire, music, and general whimsy, I stick to my punishing (yet oddly satisfying) schedule, publishing an article every Monday, hopefully forever.
Thanks again for visiting, and have a nice day. Share some articles with your friends. Or, behave according to your own free will. Whichever works best for you.
And now, as a special treat, here is a photo of me, the author of Throwcase: