Man Becomes Better Musician With One Simple Trick
John Man, classical musician and hyphen enthusiast, recently had a spectacular epiphany about learning music. As a singer, he has
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Man Reads Book About Piano- Becomes Expert
John Man, fist-pumper and fulminator, recently read a book about piano technique and found that he was an expert on
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Man In Transport Tycoon Waits For Train
John Man, a travelling civilian living in the world of Transport Tycoon, has been waiting for his train to arrive
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Conductor Needs More Rehearsal Time
John Man, whose business card lists at least eight musical professions, recently conducted an orchestral concert for his personal galley
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Man Finally Mature Enough To Avoid Singing WinterreiseÂ
John Man, note-learning singer and blanket expert, has finally come of age as a musician and artist, cancelling a small
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Youth Orchestra Plays Scheherazade. Again.
John Man, pen pal and Tubby the Tuba fan, was overjoyed to learn that his local youth orchestra will once
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Man Loves “The Bartered Bride” Because Stuttering Is Funny
John Man, stereotype enthusiast and reveller, spent an uproarious evening at the opera house last night watching Smetana’s classic tale
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Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata
Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered
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Kid Unimpressed With Classical Outreach Tour
Johnny Boy, primary school student and sleuth, was initially excited when he heard that a group of semi-professional classical musicians would
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The Game of Chickens
Some chickens organised a rebellion. It was plucky. They hatched a plan. They were strong and unified, because birds of
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