Somehow, Palpatine Has Returned
It is true. Even though we all saw him being thrown off a ledge into an enormous industrial shaft fizzing
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Orchestra
Forget Concert Halls- This Orchestra To Perform In Exciting Sewer!
John Man, CEO of the popular orchestral group The Flailing Noise Makers, has come up with a brilliant way of
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Orchestra Stands Down All Inessential Workers, Like Musicians
Reports are coming in that the world-famous Orchestra Of Some Repute has decided to stand down all of their inessential
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Conductor Needs More Rehearsal Time
John Man, whose business card lists at least eight musical professions, recently conducted an orchestral concert for his personal galley
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Youth Orchestra Plays Scheherazade. Again.
John Man, pen pal and Tubby the Tuba fan, was overjoyed to learn that his local youth orchestra will once
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