How To Seem Authentic
These days it is important to be authentic, like Lana Del Rey. It is bad if everyone thinks you are
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Beyond The Score
Arts Organisation Announces Bold Plan To Cut Off Nose. Face Appalled
John Man, CEO of a revered arts organisation eerily similar to the BBC, has had to make the difficult decision
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We Have Been Hamstrung By Values For Too Long
What happens when a society becomes so fixated on what is good and what isn’t good that it starts to
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But If Bob Dylan Is Popular, How Can He Be Good?
I read with horror and confusion last week that Bob Dylan had been awarded the Nobel Prize for, you guessed
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Musicologists Agree: Original Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Way Better
Musicologists around the world have finally settled one of the most difficult questions they have ever faced: which Thomas the
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Man Who Loves Walls Thinks The Berlin Wall Was A Pretty Good Wall
Gazing fondly at a pile of bricks in his backyard, John Man sat down with reporters to talk about his
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Raid On Local Postmodernist Reveals Stash Of Metanarratives
Early yesterday morning, Police stormed the house of local postmodernist John Man. After wading through his dangerously deconstructed living room
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Understanding Radicalisation: Meet John
The Australian government recently released a Radicalisation Awareness Kit which aimed to teach schools about the dangers of alternative music,
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The Leadership Spill: Explaining Australian Politics
Are you confused about what’s going on in Australian politics? Let me explain. Malcolm Turnbull was afraid that his party
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Man Writes Satirical Article About Major Life Event
John Man, part-time satirist and truth machine, recently experienced the wonderful joy of getting engaged to his girlfriend of seven
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