Here At ACE, Being Wrong Won’t Stop Us From Doing Wrong
Earlier this year we published a report on the state of opera, music, and theatre in the UK. It was
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Beyond The Score
Five Ways To Save TwoSet Violin
Everyone has been shocked to learn that TwoSet Violin has decided to stop making content. After 11 years full of
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The Internet Has Ruined Websites
What happened to websites? The internet, that’s what!
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Somehow, Palpatine Has Returned
It is true. Even though we all saw him being thrown off a ledge into an enormous industrial shaft fizzing
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Time No Longer Relevant, Says Clock Community
World-wide clock enthusiasts, known affectionately by their nickname ‘The Clock Stock,’ have decided that time is no longer relevant. “It
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‘We Must Separate The Art From The Artist’ Says Man Writing Biography Of Artist
John Man, successful academic and serial author, is a huge a fan of the controversial artist Ernest von Stankl. Despite
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Promising Young Sex Pest Faces Uncertain Future
John Man is the sort of brilliant musician who is universally loved by people who haven’t met him. Charismatic, talented,
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How To Seem Authentic
These days it is important to be authentic, like Lana Del Rey. It is bad if everyone thinks you are
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Arts Organisation Announces Bold Plan To Cut Off Nose. Face Appalled
John Man, CEO of a revered arts organisation eerily similar to the BBC, has had to make the difficult decision
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We Have Been Hamstrung By Values For Too Long
What happens when a society becomes so fixated on what is good and what isn’t good that it starts to
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