This Play Is A Timeless Classic, According To Hundreds Of Footnotes Explaining Specific Things From The Time
John Man, local enthusiast, is excited to be reading one of the Great works of Literature in his spare time.
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Musicologists Agree: Original Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Way Better
Musicologists around the world have finally settled one of the most difficult questions they have ever faced: which Thomas the
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Musician Who Didn’t Learn His Part Explains The Situation Many Times
John Man, excellent young violinist and extensive user of his mouth, was very excited to be performing in a well-paid
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Man Likes “Foggy Foggy Dew” Because It’s Actually About Fucking
John Man, song-enthusiast and keen chuckler, was thrilled to attend a song recital by the talented young singer, Max Tenor. He
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Aunt Sally Pleasantly Surprised By Hugo Wolf Lieder
Aunt Sally regularly attends concerts at her local church. She is an ardent lover of all things musical, and incidentally
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Music Is Entirely Subjective Except For Your Final Recital Mark
It’s that time of year again! All around the country hundreds of eminent musicians will take a break from their
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Music Publisher Hates It When People Can Get Scores
John Man is the head of Music Publisher’s Anonymous, one of the leading publication houses for classical music today. He
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Computer Composes New Music By Peter Sculthorpe
Technological whizzkids from a groundbreaking computer company have created a new artificial intelligence program capable of writing music by the
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Man Upset Yet Another Concert Did Not Feature Neuling’s Bagatelle
John Man, eager concert-goer and music buff, was disappointed to find himself at yet another concert in which nobody played the
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‘Love’s Philosophy’ Actually A Bit Rapey, Man Realises
John Man, exuberant singer and sudden thinker, has long enjoyed singing the classic Roger Quilter song Love’s Philosophy. As he
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