Man Prefers The Dead Contemporary Composers
John Man, local moralist who regularly attends concerts with pocket scores, was recently overheard explaining to fellow audience members how
Read moreThe movement of classical music composition most commonly known as “New Complexity” appears at last to have run out of
Read moreAunt Sally regularly attends concerts at her local church. She is an ardent lover of all things musical, and incidentally
Read moreTechnological whizzkids from a groundbreaking computer company have created a new artificial intelligence program capable of writing music by the
Read moreJohn Man, classical music historian and moderate camper, is reportedly disappointed with the work of most contemporary composers. “This is
Read moreAunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a
Read moreMany years ago there was an Emperor so exceedingly fond of new clothes that he spent all his money on
Read moreJohn Man, newly elected Vice-President of the esteemed Guild Of Hacks, recently courted a great deal of controversy with his
Read moreJohn Man, consumer and freelance judge, recently heard about an amazing new opera by one of the most talented and
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