Singer Indicates Tempo AccuratelyÂ
Sally McNally, expert soprano and part-time syllogist, sent shockwaves throughout the universe yesterday when she indicated to her pianist how fast
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Man Needs To Practise, But Actually His Career Is A Pointless Extravagance Society Doesn’t Want
John Man, young musician and earnest believer in hope, courage, and beauty, says that he really has to do some
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Musician Who Didn’t Learn His Part Explains The Situation Many Times
John Man, excellent young violinist and extensive user of his mouth, was very excited to be performing in a well-paid
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12 Ways To Reveal You Have Perfect Pitch
Do you have perfect pitch? If you do, well done! A lot of people can’t accept how good you are
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Aunt Sally Disappointed With Contemporary Classical Piece
Aunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a
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Singer Gives Pianist Illegible, Useless Score
John Man, vocalist and visionary, was recently delighted to give his audition pianist some poorly-taped mash of crumpled, illegible music which
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Young Pianist Thinks Accompaniment Is Too Easy
John Man is an extraordinary young solo pianist destined for great things, which he knows because he plays Chopin all
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Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata
Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered
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Kid Unimpressed With Classical Outreach Tour
Johnny Boy, primary school student and sleuth, was initially excited when he heard that a group of semi-professional classical musicians would
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Student Has Amazing Breakthrough By Doing What Teacher Says
John Man is a young violinist who has been struggling for years to overcome his limitations as a musician. Though
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