Top Ten Archives - Throwcase

Accompanists Singers Top Ten

Singer Indicates Tempo Accurately

December 12, 2016March 5, 2021 Throwcase accompanist, aria, audition, rehearsal, singer, speed, tempo

Sally McNally, expert soprano and part-time syllogist, sent shockwaves throughout the universe yesterday when she indicated to her pianist how fast

Musicians Student Life Top Ten

Man Needs To Practise, But Actually His Career Is A Pointless Extravagance Society Doesn’t Want

November 2, 2016December 29, 2016 Throwcase career, life, Money, Music, musician, practice, society

John Man, young musician and earnest believer in hope, courage, and beauty, says that he really has to do some

Strings Student Life Top Ten

Musician Who Didn’t Learn His Part Explains The Situation Many Times

August 29, 2016November 2, 2016 Throwcase Bob Guy, concert, conductor, Humor, John Man, learning, Mistake, Music, musician, orchestra, part, talent, violinist

John Man, excellent young violinist and extensive user of his mouth, was very excited to be performing in a well-paid

Musicians Student Life Top Ten

12 Ways To Reveal You Have Perfect Pitch

May 9, 2016March 5, 2021 Throwcase Music, musician, perfect pitch, Piano, practising, singer, student

Do you have perfect pitch? If you do, well done! A lot of people can’t accept how good you are

Aunt Sally Composers Top Ten

Aunt Sally Disappointed With Contemporary Classical Piece

November 23, 2015January 18, 2017 Throwcase Aunt Sally, classical, classical music, composer, concert, contemporary music, harmony, John Man, Mozart and Schubert, Music, music student, musician

Aunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a

Accompanists Singers Top Ten

Singer Gives Pianist Illegible, Useless Score

November 16, 2015April 27, 2016 Throwcase audition, Bob Guy, book, John Man, Music, photo, photocopies, pianist, score, singer

John Man, vocalist and visionary, was recently delighted to give his audition pianist some poorly-taped mash of crumpled, illegible music which

Accompanists Pianists Top Ten

Young Pianist Thinks Accompaniment Is Too Easy

August 17, 2015March 5, 2021 Throwcase accompaniment, accompanist, Bob Guy, chopin, collaborative pianist, humour, interpretation, John Man, Music, pianist, Piano, sally mcnally, Schubert, score, singer, song, technique

John Man is an extraordinary young solo pianist destined for great things, which he knows because he plays Chopin all

Reading The Score Top Ten

Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata

April 27, 2015December 30, 2016 Throwcase composer, crumhorn, Fake News, hindemith, Hindemith Sonata, instrumental music, John Man, manuscript, Music, musician, paul hindemith, Satire, score, sonata, viola

Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered

Marketing Top Ten

Kid Unimpressed With Classical Outreach Tour

April 13, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Adorno, classical, concert, highlight, Music, musician, program, Saint-Saens, Strauss, student, tour

Johnny Boy, primary school student and sleuth, was initially excited when he heard that a group of semi-professional classical musicians would

Student Life Top Ten

Student Has Amazing Breakthrough By Doing What Teacher Says

October 27, 2014November 24, 2016 Throwcase amazing, breakthrough, classical, Entertainment, Fake News, John Man, Music, Satire, student, teacher, Writing

John Man is a young violinist who has been struggling for years to overcome his limitations as a musician. Though