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Musician Gets Through Another Day of Crushing Self-Doubt

October 19, 2015March 17, 2016 Throwcase competition, depression, Fake News, John Man, Music, musician, People, Satire, self-doubt, singer, voice

John Man, an earnest and disciplined young singer working diligently to forge a successful freelance career, was pleased to reach

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Pianists 

Man Reads Book About Piano- Becomes Expert

July 1, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase audience, Bob Guy, book, classical, concert, expert, Fake News, John Man, Music, pianist, Piano, Satire

John Man, fist-pumper and fulminator, recently read a book about piano technique and found that he was an expert on

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Beyond The Score 

Man In Transport Tycoon Waits For Train

June 29, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Bob Guy, Company, Fake News, game, godot, Godot Transport, John Man, People, sally mcnally, Satire, train station, Transport Tycoon

John Man, a travelling civilian living in the world of Transport Tycoon, has been waiting for his train to arrive

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Singers 

Man Finally Mature Enough To Avoid Singing Winterreise 

June 15, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase beethoven, classical, dorothy, Fake News, John Man, lieder, Music, musician, performer, pianist, Satire, Schubert, singer, sonata, song, teacher, Winterreise

John Man, note-learning singer and blanket expert, has finally come of age as a musician and artist, cancelling a small

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Orchestra 

Youth Orchestra Plays Scheherazade. Again.

May 11, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Bob Guy, composer, concert, concerts, Fake News, John Man, Music, orchestra, Satire, Scheherazade, story

John Man, pen pal and Tubby the Tuba fan, was overjoyed to learn that his local youth orchestra will once

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Opera 

Man Loves “The Bartered Bride” Because Stuttering Is Funny

May 4, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Critics, Fake News, Film, John Man, Music, Opera, Phantom Menace, Satire, Smetana, stupid, stutter, The Bartered Bride

John Man, stereotype enthusiast and reveller, spent an uproarious evening at the opera house last night watching Smetana’s classic tale

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Reading The Score Top Ten 

Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata

April 27, 2015December 30, 2016 Throwcase composer, crumhorn, Fake News, hindemith, Hindemith Sonata, instrumental music, John Man, manuscript, Music, musician, paul hindemith, Satire, score, sonata, viola

Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered

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Musicians 

Man Writes “Another Day At The Office” Next To Picture Of Himself Clearly Not In An Office

March 9, 2015December 27, 2016 Throwcase another day at the office, Fake News, humour, John Man, Language, office, photo, Satire, selfie

John Man, charismatic musician of some kind, does not work in an office. “Just yesterday I had a job that required

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Musicians 

Young Musician Needs More Exposure

March 2, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase concerts, education, exposure, Fake News, famous musician, John Man, movers and shakers, Music, Satire

John Man is a dazzling young professional musician with an inspirational career. He regularly performs lunch-time recitals in churches and

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Concerts 

Audience Makes Irritating Noises Carefully

February 16, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase audience, concert, cough, Fake News, Humor, John Man, Music, program, Satire, snapchat, Twitter

Dorothy Schnuppleberry regularly attends concerts of classical music and enjoys them immensely. She likes to be prepared for the rigours of sitting

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