Here At ACE We Avoid Excellence Entirely
Some of you may have heard about a new report about the state of opera in the UK, and some
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classical music
“Relax!” Screams Teacher
John Man, young musician and mouth-user, is studying to be a classical singer. He is currently learning with a truly
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Promising Young Sex Pest Faces Uncertain Future
John Man is the sort of brilliant musician who is universally loved by people who haven’t met him. Charismatic, talented,
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Tenor Only Goes To The Operas He Is In
Max Tenor, talented young classical singer, says he loves opera. “I love opera,” he said. Max is currently working as
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Forget Concert Halls- This Orchestra To Perform In Exciting Sewer!
John Man, CEO of the popular orchestral group The Flailing Noise Makers, has come up with a brilliant way of
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New Complexity Has Run Out Of Too Many Ideas
The movement of classical music composition most commonly known as “New Complexity” appears at last to have run out of
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12 Ways To Make Your Piano Playing Better
Are you one of those pianists who wants to get worse at playing piano? No? Well, you have come to
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Nine Or Possibly Ten Things That Should Change About Classical Music
The concert etiquette at classical music performances can be a stifling experience. Do you clap between movements? What do you
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Music Publisher Hates It When People Can Get Scores
John Man is the head of Music Publisher’s Anonymous, one of the leading publication houses for classical music today. He
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Man Upset Yet Another Concert Did Not Feature Neuling’s Bagatelle
John Man, eager concert-goer and music buff, was disappointed to find himself at yet another concert in which nobody played the
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