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Composers 

New Complexity Has Run Out Of Too Many Ideas

February 15, 2021 Throwcase classical music, composer, contemporary music, new complexity

The movement of classical music composition most commonly known as “New Complexity” appears at last to have run out of

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Pianists 

12 Ways To Make Your Piano Playing Better

September 5, 2016 Throwcase Accompamiment, Alkan, classical music, competition, Islamey, listicle, pedal, Piano, soloist, Vibrato

Are you one of those pianists who wants to get worse at playing piano? No? Well, you have come to

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Concerts 

Nine Or Possibly Ten Things That Should Change About Classical Music

June 6, 2016June 7, 2016 Throwcase audiences, clapping, classical, classical music, concert, Music, musician, piece of music, symphony

The concert etiquette at classical music performances can be a stifling experience. Do you clap between movements? What do you

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Reading The Score 

Music Publisher Hates It When People Can Get Scores

May 23, 2016January 28, 2021 Throwcase Books, classical music, contemporary music, John Man, local music student, Music Publisher, sally mcnally, score

John Man is the head of Music Publisher’s Anonymous, one of the leading publication houses for classical music today. He

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Aunt Sally InstruMental 

Man Upset Yet Another Concert Did Not Feature Neuling’s Bagatelle

April 18, 2016June 20, 2016 Throwcase Aunt Sally, brass, classical music, concert, French horn, horn, John Man, Music, Neuling s Bagatelle, performer, student

John Man, eager concert-goer and music buff, was disappointed to find himself at yet another concert in which nobody played the

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Concerts 

Audience Member Explains That He Too Plays Music

March 7, 2016March 16, 2016 Throwcase audience, Bethyl, classical music, classical music concert, John Man, meet the artist, Music, musician, pianist, post-concert, viola, young musicians

John Man, sitter and fiddler, attended a classical music concert recently. He enjoyed watching the skilled young musicians performing and

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Marketing 

Man Just Doesn’t Like Classical Music

February 4, 2016March 16, 2016 Throwcase audience, classical, classical music, concert, concerts, education, elitist, government, John Man, marketing, Music, musician, orchestra, ripping babushkin

John Man, rider of trains and sometimes also buses, told reporters that he just doesn’t like classical music. “I just

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Pianists 

Grigory Sokolov Unsure About USP

January 28, 2016March 16, 2016 Throwcase classical music, grigory sokolov, John Man, marketing, Music, pianist, Piano, Unique Selling Point, USP

In news that will likely shock the international piano community, the legendary Russian pianist Grigory Sokolov is reportedly in the

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Aunt Sally Composers Top Ten 

Aunt Sally Disappointed With Contemporary Classical Piece

November 23, 2015January 18, 2017 Throwcase Aunt Sally, classical, classical music, composer, concert, contemporary music, harmony, John Man, Mozart and Schubert, Music, music student, musician

Aunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a

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Marketing 

Box Of Four Hundred Sandwiches Too Expensive And Elitist, Declares Man

November 9, 2015March 16, 2016 Throwcase art, Bob Guy, classical music, concert, elitist, John Man, Music, Opera, sally mcnally, Sandwich, stuffy, ticket

John Man, keen opera hater and music muppet, says that he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to buy a

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