Arts Organisation Announces Bold Plan To Cut Off Nose. Face Appalled
John Man, CEO of a revered arts organisation eerily similar to the BBC, has had to make the difficult decision
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Music
Man Prefers The Dead Contemporary Composers
John Man, local moralist who regularly attends concerts with pocket scores, was recently overheard explaining to fellow audience members how
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Why Don’t Composers Just Skip Out The Bad Pieces And Write Only Great Ones?
I’m a huge fan of classical music, and I love the way great masterpieces have inspired me throughout my life.
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For Me, When I Play, I Make My Performance About The Music, Not Me
People ask me, just why are you such a brilliant musician, and when can I hear you play? And I
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Musician “Absolutely Thrilled” To Be Involved In Upcoming Concert, According To Tweet
John Man, local musician and twiddler, recently tweeted about how thrilled he was to be involved in an upcoming concert.
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Hard Part Easier After Practice, Says Man
John Man, pianist and philosopher, has reportedly been struggling to learn a difficult section of a Chopin Waltz over the
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I Will Never Be A Famous Soprano Because I Am A Dog
Woof woof! There I go again, practising my scales. No matter how often I am told to go outside and play
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As A Tenor, I Love Listening To Great Singers Who Aren’t Also Tenors My Age
Hi. I’m Max Tenor. I am ready to slay the world with my great singing. Is there anything better than the beautiful
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I Owe Everything To My Talent, And The Thousands Of Music Lessons My Parents Could Afford
Many people ask me: ‘why are you a success?’ I am always ready to give an answer. It is because
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‘Crotchet’ Sounds Like ‘Crotch’ Because It Has The Word ‘Crotch’ In It
Special guest post by Optimist Prime Kaye Mart, expert opinion-holder and full-time American, was known to have “giggled” in a
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