The Internet Has Ruined Websites
What happened to websites? The internet, that’s what!
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Is It Really A Wrong Note If I Didn’t Notice?
How wrong can it be if I didn’t notice it? Surely a wrong note should stand out?
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Somehow, Palpatine Has Returned
It is true. Even though we all saw him being thrown off a ledge into an enormous industrial shaft fizzing
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Time No Longer Relevant, Says Clock Community
World-wide clock enthusiasts, known affectionately by their nickname ‘The Clock Stock,’ have decided that time is no longer relevant. “It
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Here At ACE We Avoid Excellence Entirely
Some of you may have heard about a new report about the state of opera in the UK, and some
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“Relax!” Screams Teacher
John Man, young musician and mouth-user, is studying to be a classical singer. He is currently learning with a truly
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‘We Must Separate The Art From The Artist’ Says Man Writing Biography Of Artist
John Man, successful academic and serial author, is a huge a fan of the controversial artist Ernest von Stankl. Despite
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I Wish I Was Allowed To Like Shostakovich, Says Young Composer
John Man, young music student and resolute vacillator, says his favourite composer is definitely Andriessen or someone like that. “I
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Promising Young Sex Pest Faces Uncertain Future
John Man is the sort of brilliant musician who is universally loved by people who haven’t met him. Charismatic, talented,
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Singer Refers To G-Flat As G For Some Reason
John Man is a classical singer studying at an important music school and, much like an emu or Godzilla, has
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