Language Coach Says All Other Language Coaches Are Wrong
John Manhandle, vigorous talker and sometimes listener, is a language coach at Classical Music Institution Plus. His job is to
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Forget Concert Halls- This Orchestra To Perform In Exciting Sewer!
John Man, CEO of the popular orchestral group The Flailing Noise Makers, has come up with a brilliant way of
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New Novel Probably Has Limpid And/Or Lucid Prose
In the latest debut novel by Blandly Disaffected Sad Millennial, a group of interesting twenty-something characters are rendered in astonishing
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How To Seem Authentic
These days it is important to be authentic, like Lana Del Rey. It is bad if everyone thinks you are
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Arts Organisation Announces Bold Plan To Cut Off Nose. Face Appalled
John Man, CEO of a revered arts organisation eerily similar to the BBC, has had to make the difficult decision
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Man Prefers The Dead Contemporary Composers
John Man, local moralist who regularly attends concerts with pocket scores, was recently overheard explaining to fellow audience members how
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It Turns Out I Needed Therapy, Not Eric Whitacre’s Choral Music
Hi. I’m a non-descript but unique choral singer born between about 1990 and 2005, and this is my story. When
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Why Don’t Composers Just Skip Out The Bad Pieces And Write Only Great Ones?
I’m a huge fan of classical music, and I love the way great masterpieces have inspired me throughout my life.
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I Listen To Bach With 18th Century Ears And A 21st Century Face
What is the correct way to listen to Bach? Let me tell you. Luckily, it happens to be the way
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This Play Is A Timeless Classic, According To Hundreds Of Footnotes Explaining Specific Things From The Time
John Man, local enthusiast, is excited to be reading one of the Great works of Literature in his spare time.
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