How To Seem Authentic
These days it is important to be authentic, like Lana Del Rey. It is bad if everyone thinks you are
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Musicians
Arts Organisation Announces Bold Plan To Cut Off Nose. Face Appalled
John Man, CEO of a revered arts organisation eerily similar to the BBC, has had to make the difficult decision
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This Amazonian Tribe Has Never Heard Of IMSLP
In the depths of the Amazon rainforest lives a tribe who has no contact with the outside world. Theirs is
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For Me, When I Play, I Make My Performance About The Music, Not Me
People ask me, just why are you such a brilliant musician, and when can I hear you play? And I
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Man Not Cut Out For Imposter Syndrome
John Man, young enthusiast and worker, has heard a lot about Imposter Syndrome. “At first, I was very glad to
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Orchestra Stands Down All Inessential Workers, Like Musicians
Reports are coming in that the world-famous Orchestra Of Some Repute has decided to stand down all of their inessential
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It’s During Hard Times That (Free) Music Is More Valued Than Ever!
There are times in life when everything can seem a little bit topsy-turvy, like when you’re a freelance musician and
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Young People Use Their Phones Too Much! Also, Whoever Replies To This Email First Gets The Job
John Man, music guru and part-time gate-keeper, is outraged that so many young people are glued to their phones all
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Teacher Has Amazing Breakthrough By Following Own Advice
Dorothy Schnupsky, famous local music teacher and wearer of clothes that billow, recently had an extraordinary musical breakthrough. This came
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I’m Not Late; I’m Whimsical
You won’t believe this, but when I left my house I really thought I had enough time to get here
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