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Time No Longer Relevant, Says Clock Community

September 9, 2024September 9, 2024 Throwcase classical music, composer, John Man, Music, time

World-wide clock enthusiasts, known affectionately by their nickname ‘The Clock Stock,’ have decided that time is no longer relevant. “It

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Composers 

I Wish I Was Allowed To Like Shostakovich, Says Young Composer

January 29, 2024January 29, 2024 Throwcase ades, andriessen, classical, composer, John Man, Music, musician, Shostakovich

John Man, young music student and resolute vacillator, says his favourite composer is definitely Andriessen or someone like that. “I

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Composers 

Man Prefers The Dead Contemporary Composers

March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Throwcase Bartok, composer, contemporary, korngold, ligeti, messiaen, Music

John Man, local moralist who regularly attends concerts with pocket scores, was recently overheard explaining to fellow audience members how

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Composers 

New Complexity Has Run Out Of Too Many Ideas

February 15, 2021 Throwcase classical music, composer, contemporary music, new complexity

The movement of classical music composition most commonly known as “New Complexity” appears at last to have run out of

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Pianists 

Does This Liszt Piece Have A Cadenza? Yes

October 10, 2016 Throwcase cadenza, composer, Franz Liszt, pianist, Piano, virtuoso

It’s a question we all have to ask ourselves at one time or another: if I listen to this piece

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Aunt Sally Composers Top Ten 

Aunt Sally Disappointed With Contemporary Classical Piece

November 23, 2015January 18, 2017 Throwcase Aunt Sally, classical, classical music, composer, concert, contemporary music, harmony, John Man, Mozart and Schubert, Music, music student, musician

Aunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a

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Composers 

Man Rejects Female Composers After Listening To CD For A Bit

September 21, 2015March 16, 2016 Throwcase argument, art, article, book, composer, Critics, female composer, John Man, knowledge, Music, sally mcnally, women, Writing

John Man, newly elected Vice-President of the esteemed Guild Of Hacks, recently courted a great deal of controversy with his

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Accompanists Guest Author 

What Your Accompanist Thinks On The Day Of Your Recital

September 2, 2015March 16, 2016 Throwcase accompaniment, accompanist, collaborative piano, composer, concert, concerts, Critics, joy, metronome, Music, orchestra, pianist, Piano, recital, singer, song, Strauss

Today’s special guest post is by Jo Ramadan, one of the leading accompanists in the UK. I’m very much looking

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Orchestra 

Youth Orchestra Plays Scheherazade. Again.

May 11, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Bob Guy, composer, concert, concerts, Fake News, John Man, Music, orchestra, Satire, Scheherazade, story

John Man, pen pal and Tubby the Tuba fan, was overjoyed to learn that his local youth orchestra will once

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Reading The Score Top Ten 

Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata

April 27, 2015December 30, 2016 Throwcase composer, crumhorn, Fake News, hindemith, Hindemith Sonata, instrumental music, John Man, manuscript, Music, musician, paul hindemith, Satire, score, sonata, viola

Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered

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