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Singers Student Life 

It Turns Out I Needed Therapy, Not Eric Whitacre’s Choral Music

February 27, 2023February 27, 2023 Throwcase britten, choir, classical, Eric whitacre, lux arumque, nox arumque, singer, singing

Hi. I’m a non-descript but unique choral singer born between about 1990 and 2005, and this is my story. When

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Pianists Student Life 

Hard Part Easier After Practice, Says Man

January 23, 2017 Throwcase chopin, classical, learning, Music, pianist, Piano, practice, practising, student, study, waltz

John Man, pianist and philosopher, has reportedly been struggling to learn a difficult section of a Chopin Waltz over the

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Singers 

I Will Never Be A Famous Soprano Because I Am A Dog

January 9, 2017 Throwcase classical, dog, Music, Opera, singer, Soprano, voice

Woof woof! There I go again, practising my scales. No matter how often I am told to go outside and play

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Concerts 

Nine Or Possibly Ten Things That Should Change About Classical Music

June 6, 2016June 7, 2016 Throwcase audiences, clapping, classical, classical music, concert, Music, musician, piece of music, symphony

The concert etiquette at classical music performances can be a stifling experience. Do you clap between movements? What do you

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Marketing 

Man Just Doesn’t Like Classical Music

February 4, 2016March 16, 2016 Throwcase audience, classical, classical music, concert, concerts, education, elitist, government, John Man, marketing, Music, musician, orchestra, ripping babushkin

John Man, rider of trains and sometimes also buses, told reporters that he just doesn’t like classical music. “I just

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Aunt Sally Composers Top Ten 

Aunt Sally Disappointed With Contemporary Classical Piece

November 23, 2015January 18, 2017 Throwcase Aunt Sally, classical, classical music, composer, concert, contemporary music, harmony, John Man, Mozart and Schubert, Music, music student, musician

Aunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a

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Concerts 

Man Goes To Traditional Classical Concert And Enjoys It 

November 2, 2015August 31, 2016 Throwcase amazing, argument, art, audience, Bob Guy, clapping, classical, classical music, concert, concerts, Critics, John Man, joy, Love, musician, performer

John Man, all-round muggle and champ, went to see one of those predictable and traditional classical music concerts last night.

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Musicians 

Man Becomes Better Musician With One Simple Trick

July 20, 2015February 17, 2017 Throwcase book, classical, education, learning, Music, reading, self-help

John Man, classical musician and hyphen enthusiast, recently had a spectacular epiphany about learning music. As a singer, he has

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Pianists 

Man Reads Book About Piano- Becomes Expert

July 1, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase audience, Bob Guy, book, classical, concert, expert, Fake News, John Man, Music, pianist, Piano, Satire

John Man, fist-pumper and fulminator, recently read a book about piano technique and found that he was an expert on

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Singers 

Man Finally Mature Enough To Avoid Singing Winterreise 

June 15, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase beethoven, classical, dorothy, Fake News, John Man, lieder, Music, musician, performer, pianist, Satire, Schubert, singer, sonata, song, teacher, Winterreise

John Man, note-learning singer and blanket expert, has finally come of age as a musician and artist, cancelling a small

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