Tenor Only Goes To The Operas He Is In
Max Tenor, talented young classical singer, says he loves opera. “I love opera,” he said. Max is currently working as
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What’s the Best Recording of Rachmaninoff’s Piano Concerto No.2? We Rank The Best of The Best
There are times when you are sitting on your own, perhaps on a chair or ledge, and then you suddenly
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Language Coach Says All Other Language Coaches Are Wrong
John Manhandle, vigorous talker and sometimes listener, is a language coach at Classical Music Institution Plus. His job is to
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Forget Concert Halls- This Orchestra To Perform In Exciting Sewer!
John Man, CEO of the popular orchestral group The Flailing Noise Makers, has come up with a brilliant way of
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New Novel Probably Has Limpid And/Or Lucid Prose
In the latest debut novel by Blandly Disaffected Sad Millennial, a group of interesting twenty-something characters are rendered in astonishing
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How To Seem Authentic
These days it is important to be authentic, like Lana Del Rey. It is bad if everyone thinks you are
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Arts Organisation Announces Bold Plan To Cut Off Nose. Face Appalled
John Man, CEO of a revered arts organisation eerily similar to the BBC, has had to make the difficult decision
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Man Prefers The Dead Contemporary Composers
John Man, local moralist who regularly attends concerts with pocket scores, was recently overheard explaining to fellow audience members how
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It Turns Out I Needed Therapy, Not Eric Whitacre’s Choral Music
Hi. I’m a non-descript but unique choral singer born between about 1990 and 2005, and this is my story. When
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Why Don’t Composers Just Skip Out The Bad Pieces And Write Only Great Ones?
I’m a huge fan of classical music, and I love the way great masterpieces have inspired me throughout my life.
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