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Man Loves “The Bartered Bride” Because Stuttering Is Funny

May 4, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Critics, Fake News, Film, John Man, Music, Opera, Phantom Menace, Satire, Smetana, stupid, stutter, The Bartered Bride

John Man, stereotype enthusiast and reveller, spent an uproarious evening at the opera house last night watching Smetana’s classic tale

Reading The Score Top Ten

Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata

April 27, 2015December 30, 2016 Throwcase composer, crumhorn, Fake News, hindemith, Hindemith Sonata, instrumental music, John Man, manuscript, Music, musician, paul hindemith, Satire, score, sonata, viola

Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered

Marketing Top Ten

Kid Unimpressed With Classical Outreach Tour

April 13, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Adorno, classical, concert, highlight, Music, musician, program, Saint-Saens, Strauss, student, tour

Johnny Boy, primary school student and sleuth, was initially excited when he heard that a group of semi-professional classical musicians would

Wordplay

The Game of Chickens

March 23, 2015March 5, 2021 Throwcase Big Bird, chicken, chicken coup, Dad Joke, funny, Humor, jokes, puns, russia, soviet union

Some chickens organised a rebellion. It was plucky. They hatched a plan. They were strong and unified, because birds of

Musicians

Man Writes “Another Day At The Office” Next To Picture Of Himself Clearly Not In An Office

March 9, 2015December 27, 2016 Throwcase another day at the office, Fake News, humour, John Man, Language, office, photo, Satire, selfie

John Man, charismatic musician of some kind, does not work in an office. “Just yesterday I had a job that required

Musicians

Young Musician Needs More Exposure

March 2, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase concerts, education, exposure, Fake News, famous musician, John Man, movers and shakers, Music, Satire

John Man is a dazzling young professional musician with an inspirational career. He regularly performs lunch-time recitals in churches and

Concerts

Audience Makes Irritating Noises Carefully

February 16, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase audience, concert, cough, Fake News, Humor, John Man, Music, program, Satire, snapchat, Twitter

Dorothy Schnuppleberry regularly attends concerts of classical music and enjoys them immensely. She likes to be prepared for the rigours of sitting

Videos

Franz Schubert And Bob Dylan- The Interpreter’s Workshop

January 21, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase bob dylan, brendel, dohnanyi, dylan, gould, interpretation, Schubert, shelter from the storm, sofronitsky

Further to yesterday’s post, I would like to share a little compilation of videos showing how it is possible to

Wordplay

Man Splits Infirmative

January 5, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase english, grammar, Humor, Illogic, John Man, Language, Spirituality, Writing

John Man, recondire claustrophiliac, successfully split his infirmative yesterday beforenoon. Some contracted issue with his endevouring biumph, claiming he not

Wordplay

In Honour Of The Synecdoche

December 24, 2014May 16, 2024 Throwcase bob dylan, Christmas, Poetry, Writing

Sɪˈnɛk.də.ki. Let me tell you merrily, enchant you quite rhetorically,About a simple word I heard a little accidentally;It’s now