Man Rejects Female Composers After Listening To CD For A Bit
John Man, newly elected Vice-President of the esteemed Guild Of Hacks, recently courted a great deal of controversy with his
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Man Splits Infirmative
John Man, recondire claustrophiliac, successfully split his infirmative yesterday beforenoon. Some contracted issue with his endevouring biumph, claiming he not
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In Honour Of The Synecdoche
 Sɪˈnɛk.də.ki. Let me tell you merrily, enchant you quite rhetorically,About a simple word I heard a little accidentally;It’s now
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That “Five Monkeys Experiment” Never Happened
You may have seen this story about the Five Monkeys Experiment recently: Apparently it is supposed to describe a real scientific
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Student Has Amazing Breakthrough By Doing What Teacher Says
John Man is a young violinist who has been struggling for years to overcome his limitations as a musician. Though
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Disabled Kid Not An Inspiration
John Man has a rare disability. Although he finds it frustrating, he makes do with what he has and lives life as best he
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Man Briefly Listens To New Opera- Doesn’t Like It
John Man, consumer and freelance judge, recently heard about an amazing new opera by one of the most talented and
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Man Chatting To An Australian Makes Stupid Convict Joke
Johannes Man, a student living in London, made an insensitive joke today about crimes against humanity perpetrated by a state. Man
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Man Languages Clearly
A youthy John Man decisioned toward a new type-talk pre-today by renouning verbs, verbing nouns and wilfullating word-shapes that projecture
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Young Pianist Sees Rival Perform- Says “It Wasn’t That Good”
John Man, a young concert pianist and frequent talker, saw one of his rivals perform at London’s Barbican Centre last
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