‘Crotchet’ Sounds Like ‘Crotch’ Because It Has The Word ‘Crotch’ In It
Special guest post by Optimist Prime Kaye Mart, expert opinion-holder and full-time American, was known to have “giggled” in a
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Music Publisher Hates It When People Can Get Scores
John Man is the head of Music Publisher’s Anonymous, one of the leading publication houses for classical music today. He
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Singer Gives Pianist Illegible, Useless Score
John Man, vocalist and visionary, was recently delighted to give his audition pianist some poorly-taped mash of crumpled, illegible music which
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Young Pianist Thinks Accompaniment Is Too Easy
John Man is an extraordinary young solo pianist destined for great things, which he knows because he plays Chopin all
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Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata
Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered
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