I Will Never Be A Famous Soprano Because I Am A Dog
Woof woof! There I go again, practising my scales. No matter how often I am told to go outside and play
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Author: Throwcase
As A Tenor, I Love Listening To Great Singers Who Aren’t Also Tenors My Age
Hi. I’m Max Tenor. I am ready to slay the world with my great singing. Is there anything better than the beautiful
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I’m Such A Fan Of Martha Argerich I Only Speak In Vague, Coquettish Aphorisms
Do you hear that? That’s the sound of Martha Argerich, one of the world’s best pianists, giving an interview. It
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Singer Indicates Tempo Accurately
Sally McNally, expert soprano and part-time syllogist, sent shockwaves throughout the universe yesterday when she indicated to her pianist how fast
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I Owe Everything To My Talent, And The Thousands Of Music Lessons My Parents Could Afford
Many people ask me: ‘why are you a success?’ I am always ready to give an answer. It is because
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‘Crotchet’ Sounds Like ‘Crotch’ Because It Has The Word ‘Crotch’ In It
Special guest post by Optimist Prime Kaye Mart, expert opinion-holder and full-time American, was known to have “giggled” in a
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We Have Been Hamstrung By Values For Too Long
What happens when a society becomes so fixated on what is good and what isn’t good that it starts to
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Are You A Successful Freelancer Or Just The Horse From Animal Farm?
In this modern day and age, it is easy to get confused and perhaps a little worried about all the
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Man Needs To Practise, But Actually His Career Is A Pointless Extravagance Society Doesn’t Want
John Man, young musician and earnest believer in hope, courage, and beauty, says that he really has to do some
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But If Bob Dylan Is Popular, How Can He Be Good?
I read with horror and confusion last week that Bob Dylan had been awarded the Nobel Prize for, you guessed
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