Are You A Successful Freelancer Or Just The Horse From Animal Farm?
In this modern day and age, it is easy to get confused and perhaps a little worried about all the
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Man Needs To Practise, But Actually His Career Is A Pointless Extravagance Society Doesn’t Want
John Man, young musician and earnest believer in hope, courage, and beauty, says that he really has to do some
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But If Bob Dylan Is Popular, How Can He Be Good?
I read with horror and confusion last week that Bob Dylan had been awarded the Nobel Prize for, you guessed
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Does This Liszt Piece Have A Cadenza? Yes
It’s a question we all have to ask ourselves at one time or another: if I listen to this piece
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Musicologists Agree: Original Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Way Better
Musicologists around the world have finally settled one of the most difficult questions they have ever faced: which Thomas the
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Read About This Amazing Pianist And Also Live Vicariously Through Him
Wow! What a pianist. This guy has everything: a phenomenal technique, a natural sense of musicality, a nice suit…what more
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12 Ways To Make Your Piano Playing Better
Are you one of those pianists who wants to get worse at playing piano? No? Well, you have come to
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Musician Who Didn’t Learn His Part Explains The Situation Many Times
John Man, excellent young violinist and extensive user of his mouth, was very excited to be performing in a well-paid
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Ageing Child Prodigy Outraged As Other Students Catch Up
John Man, laurel-rester and cloth-toucher, was an extraordinarily talented musician as a child. He famously performed the Big Difficult Piece
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Man Likes “Foggy Foggy Dew” Because It’s Actually About Fucking
John Man, song-enthusiast and keen chuckler, was thrilled to attend a song recital by the talented young singer, Max Tenor. He
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