Man Who Loves Walls Thinks The Berlin Wall Was A Pretty Good Wall
Gazing fondly at a pile of bricks in his backyard, John Man sat down with reporters to talk about his
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Singer Gives Pianist Illegible, Useless Score
John Man, vocalist and visionary, was recently delighted to give his audition pianist some poorly-taped mash of crumpled, illegible music which
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Man Rejects Female Composers After Listening To CD For A Bit
John Man, newly elected Vice-President of the esteemed Guild Of Hacks, recently courted a great deal of controversy with his
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Man Becomes Better Musician With One Simple Trick
John Man, classical musician and hyphen enthusiast, recently had a spectacular epiphany about learning music. As a singer, he has
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Man Reads Book About Piano- Becomes Expert
John Man, fist-pumper and fulminator, recently read a book about piano technique and found that he was an expert on
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