Forget Concert Halls- This Orchestra To Perform In Exciting Sewer!
John Man, CEO of the popular orchestral group The Flailing Noise Makers, has come up with a brilliant way of
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New Complexity Has Run Out Of Too Many Ideas
The movement of classical music composition most commonly known as “New Complexity” appears at last to have run out of
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12 Ways To Make Your Piano Playing Better
Are you one of those pianists who wants to get worse at playing piano? No? Well, you have come to
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Nine Or Possibly Ten Things That Should Change About Classical Music
The concert etiquette at classical music performances can be a stifling experience. Do you clap between movements? What do you
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Music Publisher Hates It When People Can Get Scores
John Man is the head of Music Publisher’s Anonymous, one of the leading publication houses for classical music today. He
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Man Upset Yet Another Concert Did Not Feature Neuling’s Bagatelle
John Man, eager concert-goer and music buff, was disappointed to find himself at yet another concert in which nobody played the
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Audience Member Explains That He Too Plays Music
John Man, sitter and fiddler, attended a classical music concert recently. He enjoyed watching the skilled young musicians performing and
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Man Just Doesn’t Like Classical Music
John Man, rider of trains and sometimes also buses, told reporters that he just doesn’t like classical music. “I just
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Grigory Sokolov Unsure About USP
In news that will likely shock the international piano community, the legendary Russian pianist Grigory Sokolov is reportedly in the
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Aunt Sally Disappointed With Contemporary Classical Piece
Aunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a
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