Youth Orchestra Plays Scheherazade. Again.
John Man, pen pal and Tubby the Tuba fan, was overjoyed to learn that his local youth orchestra will once
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Man Loves “The Bartered Bride” Because Stuttering Is Funny
John Man, stereotype enthusiast and reveller, spent an uproarious evening at the opera house last night watching Smetana’s classic tale
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Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata
Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered
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Man Writes “Another Day At The Office” Next To Picture Of Himself Clearly Not In An Office
John Man, charismatic musician of some kind, does not work in an office. “Just yesterday I had a job that required
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Young Musician Needs More Exposure
John Man is a dazzling young professional musician with an inspirational career. He regularly performs lunch-time recitals in churches and
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Audience Makes Irritating Noises Carefully
Dorothy Schnuppleberry regularly attends concerts of classical music and enjoys them immensely. She likes to be prepared for the rigours of sitting
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Man Splits Infirmative
John Man, recondire claustrophiliac, successfully split his infirmative yesterday beforenoon. Some contracted issue with his endevouring biumph, claiming he not
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Hubert Parry Fans Outraged By Shocking Article
Famed musicologist Ripping Babushkin recently sent shockwaves throughout the musical world like an earthquake, atomic bomb, or electrified beach. He
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Student Has Amazing Breakthrough By Doing What Teacher Says
John Man is a young violinist who has been struggling for years to overcome his limitations as a musician. Though
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Disabled Kid Not An Inspiration
John Man has a rare disability. Although he finds it frustrating, he makes do with what he has and lives life as best he
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