Pogorelich Does Some Crazy Shit I’m OK With, Says Man
Flushed with excitement as he left the Royal Festival Hall, local ear-user John Man was reportedly thrilled to have seen
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All The Repeats In This Hymn Very Easy To Understand, Says Organist
John Man, organist and local hero, was pleased to find that he could easily and clearly understand when and where
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Violinist Confused When Everyone Turns Up To Quartet Rehearsal
Awkwardly putting away his Paganini Caprice while saying “wow, you made it”, John Man, lead violinist of the Accessible And Relevant Quartet,
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Young Canadian Pianist Is From Canada, Therefore Next Glenn Gould
John Man, a prodigious young pianist famous for his prodigious piano-playing and the way he looks young because he is
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Raid On Local Postmodernist Reveals Stash Of Metanarratives
Early yesterday morning, Police stormed the house of local postmodernist John Man. After wading through his dangerously deconstructed living room
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Oboist Makes Best Reed Since Yesterday
John Man, young oboist and dapper party companion, was thrilled to tell reporter’s about his latest reed. “I make reeds,” he
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Aunt Sally Disappointed With Contemporary Classical Piece
Aunt Sally, a sweet and caring pensioner from a sleepy English town full of small shops, went to see a
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Singer Gives Pianist Illegible, Useless Score
John Man, vocalist and visionary, was recently delighted to give his audition pianist some poorly-taped mash of crumpled, illegible music which
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Box Of Four Hundred Sandwiches Too Expensive And Elitist, Declares Man
John Man, keen opera hater and music muppet, says that he doesn’t understand why anyone would want to buy a
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Man Goes To Traditional Classical Concert And Enjoys It
John Man, all-round muggle and champ, went to see one of those predictable and traditional classical music concerts last night.
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