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Reading The Score Top Ten 

Man Discovers Another Fucking Hindemith Sonata

April 27, 2015December 30, 2016 Throwcase composer, crumhorn, Fake News, hindemith, Hindemith Sonata, instrumental music, John Man, manuscript, Music, musician, paul hindemith, Satire, score, sonata, viola

Fans of Unterweisung im Tonsatz everywhere received some incredible news this week when John Man, cardboard collector and wunderkind, discovered

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Marketing Top Ten 

Kid Unimpressed With Classical Outreach Tour

April 13, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase Adorno, classical, concert, highlight, Music, musician, program, Saint-Saens, Strauss, student, tour

Johnny Boy, primary school student and sleuth, was initially excited when he heard that a group of semi-professional classical musicians would

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Musicians 

Young Musician Needs More Exposure

March 2, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase concerts, education, exposure, Fake News, famous musician, John Man, movers and shakers, Music, Satire

John Man is a dazzling young professional musician with an inspirational career. He regularly performs lunch-time recitals in churches and

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Concerts 

Audience Makes Irritating Noises Carefully

February 16, 2015November 24, 2016 Throwcase audience, concert, cough, Fake News, Humor, John Man, Music, program, Satire, snapchat, Twitter

Dorothy Schnuppleberry regularly attends concerts of classical music and enjoys them immensely. She likes to be prepared for the rigours of sitting

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Concerts 

Hubert Parry Fans Outraged By Shocking Article

November 17, 2014November 24, 2016 Throwcase Aunt Sally, composer, concert, Hubert Parry, Jerusalem, John Man, Music, ripping babushkin

Famed musicologist Ripping Babushkin recently sent shockwaves throughout the musical world like an earthquake, atomic bomb, or electrified beach. He

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Student Life Top Ten 

Student Has Amazing Breakthrough By Doing What Teacher Says

October 27, 2014November 24, 2016 Throwcase amazing, breakthrough, classical, Entertainment, Fake News, John Man, Music, Satire, student, teacher, Writing

John Man is a young violinist who has been struggling for years to overcome his limitations as a musician. Though

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Singers 

Schubert’s Winterreise, In Facebook Messenger Icons

August 25, 2014November 24, 2016 Throwcase Culture, Entertainment, Facebook, Humor, Music, Poetry, Schubert, Winterreise

The Facebook Messenger app has been in the news recently because of privacy and stuff, but I don’t care about that

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Composers Opera 

Man Briefly Listens To New Opera- Doesn’t Like It

August 12, 2014November 24, 2016 Throwcase Articles, Bob Guy, Entertainment, Fake News, Humor, John Man, Music, Opera, Satire, Waiting For Godot, Writing

John Man, consumer and freelance judge, recently heard about an amazing new opera by one of the most talented and

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Pianists Student Life 

Young Pianist Sees Rival Perform- Says “It Wasn’t That Good”

July 5, 2014March 5, 2021 Throwcase Arthur Rubinstein, concert pianist, Culture, Editorial, Entertainment, Fake News, Humor, John Man, Lorde, Martha Argerich, Music, Piano, Satire, Sviatoslav Richter, Writing

John Man, a young concert pianist and frequent talker, saw one of his rivals perform at London’s Barbican Centre last

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